I had to blog this
Its a forward by Rocks.. Too good love.. !!! ROTFL
VIJAYAKANTH’S Dialogues in English
1)U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate
2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze u ll say HUTCH
3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if u study in Presidency College
4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop … u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop
5) A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a software engineer cannot become a software
6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup
7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.
Mind It……………..
Have a good weekend all of you.. 
08/08/2008
Thanks for dropping by pallavi - and for this funny post
08/08/2008
Hey, your cookbook is too good.. keep them coming..
08/08/2008
hehehe….
08/09/2008
Who is Vijaykanth?
08/09/2008
!@#$% grrr!!!
08/09/2008
Too good only.
:D 
08/09/2008
That was fun! Good Wonly!
08/14/2008
read it before but enjoyed it again.